its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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