pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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