help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Randomize
