I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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