i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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