What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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