I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was like his penis was on wheels.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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