Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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