I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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