Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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