Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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