she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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