their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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