check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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