That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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