Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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