i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
