I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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