Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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