what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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