i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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