i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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