He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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