Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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