Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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