my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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