Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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