Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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