So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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