Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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