Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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