Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she smelled like a LAN party
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
