i think i have herpe
just one?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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