Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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