we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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