let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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