she woke up with a sticky ear
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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