if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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