Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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