i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
please don't ironically join a cult
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