he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
