I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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