brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Randomize
