So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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