I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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