I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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