my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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