walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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