Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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