My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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